sex, drugs, and books

realhousewivesofperth:

Remember when Danielle was crying in the car because Teresa was standing outside the car like a fucking queen?

pitacheetah:

When someone tries to mess with me: 

When someone tries to mess with my family: 

tvhousehusband:

I guess her bank account and bills were “unattended.”

tvhousehusband:

Throwback Thursday: Danielle I sat at home alone with diarrhea for three weeks because of you.” Staub.

The RHONJ Quotes Hall of Fame

realhousewivesofperth:

"Prostitution whore!"
Teresa Giudice to Danielle

"Who is she? Is she god? No."
Teresa Giudice

"I don’t know whether she wants to be me or skin me and wear me like last years’ Versace"
Dina Manzo

"I sat at home alone with diarrhea for three weeks because of you."
Danielle Staub to Dina

"Pay attention, puh-lease!"

For Those Who Think RHONJ Is Boring...

realhousewivesofperth:

There is plenty of fights.

Like:

When Danielle went psycho at Jacqueline and Teresa because they wouldn’t agree with her on her love-life issues.

When Danielle got mad at Joe Giudice for making a supposed “gay slur”

When Ashley had a major tantrum at a photoshoot because Jacqueline…